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Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
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Quarter Ride

When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.
Sarah and I where getting it on last night and she she gave me the quarter ride.
by Nasty Neighbors January 9, 2017
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Riding the tricycle

A term for having a three way with one man, and two women. This term is from the popular television show "How I Met Your Mother".

Example:

Guy 1: Bro I had a three way last night.

Guy 2: congratulations on riding the tricycle.

Example 2:

Girl: I never thought I would ride the tricycle.
Example:

Guy 1: Bro I had a three way last night.

Guy 2: congratulations on riding the tricycle.

Example 2:

Girl: I never thought I would ride the tricycle.
by Javier July 11, 2014
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marvestache ride

any and all complete passes made from the colts peyton manning to marvin harrison. especially when the completion is for a long gain.
may also be used as a nickname for marvin harrison.
most frequently used as a taunt in the form of the question, "who wants a marvestache ride?" directed towards a sports fan of the rival team that the colts are playing.
Oh snap Billy! did you see that huge touchdown pass? Who wants a Marvestache Ride?!
by collegeboy27 February 11, 2007
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Riding the worm

When you agree with/don't disagree with someone, often during a long conversation in a work context, because you can't be arsed to argue with them.
"Man, I spent an hour on the phone to a client just riding the worm"
by RangerP April 20, 2017
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riding carl

Similar to riding bitch, this derogatory phrase describes someone riding in the middle of the backseat without any manner of protest over their social standing
Doesn’t Joe hate riding bitch?

No he knows his place he’s riding carl
by LiterateLlama March 20, 2019
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Stain Riding

At moment when one's under gourmets gets stuck between their butt cheeks.
Person A: Hey bro, I'm stain riding.

Person B: I got you man, let me cover you while you fix it.
by DuhJaySun December 11, 2013
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