Nolan

If you meet a Nolan, dear god don't lose him. He's a crackhead (in a funny way 😌) and extremely cute. Usually athletic, at least 2 sports. He gets your attention as soon as you meet him, he's very funny and handsome. He's extremely smart, and can ace a test 2 grades above him. But, the girl has to be able to take a joke, because he'll make fun of you in an affectionate way. When he's around his friends, he's way different than when it's just you. He can get annoying as hell, but he'll love you no matter what. You break a Nolan's heart, he won't show he's hurt, but he'll feel it. His family is usually amazing, and usually has at least 2 younger siblings. If your not interesting dating a Nolan, 1, you're missing out, 2, he's a great friend to joke around with, but be careful, it's easy to catch feelings. He is usually short. He most likely won't make the first move, so you should take your chances with him. He has great taste in music, and knows all the top hit now along with the top hits a decade ago. Love him with all your heart, and be grateful. Never leave him for another guy. They are extremely competitive. They won't settle for losing, or anything even close to it. Nolans are rare and special. Don't take them for granted.

"Geez that Nolan is smoking!"
"I heard he made the basketball team and aced his final exams!"
"Really? His girlfriend must be so lucky!"

by Secret Admirer 😝 May 26, 2020

addison and nolan

Addison is a beautiful talented amazing person that lights up a room. As for Nolan he is the complete opposite, he is mean and very uncool. Addison is someone people gravitate too due to her amazing charm and personality. The same can’t be said for Nolan. People stead clear of him and the one friend he does have if being paid by his parents to hang out with him. Overall Addison is the best person ever!

Addison and Nolan are very well known celebrities.

by GreysStan4life January 21, 2021

Nolan

Nolan

Nolan ate an apple.

by n0l4ngi0 April 27, 2021

Nolan

A dumbass

Nolan thought goblins were called nilbogs

by SteamedClams May 11, 2018

Nolan Donahue

a kid who kisses ass, likes to have china penis rubbed on his face. very gay

Look at that Nolan Donahue getting gang banged by 6 dudes.

by cheeseeateryummy September 24, 2019

Nolan Dungan

Nolan Dungan is an absolute unit of a human excelling in all physical and Mental tasks known to man. Known to suffer from a vertical deficiency, but makes up for that with his incredible looks.

Wow, I wish I could be as cool as Nolan Dungan

by Mr Polando March 8, 2024

Nolan

definition of a absolute stud muffin
known badass

did you see nolan?

by slambam69 November 25, 2021