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Moses

The smoothest of the black male species. A rare breed who possesses sporting talent and is also know as 'love doctor'.
I wish I had a Moses in my life *sigh*
by Biggie22 October 8, 2019
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A ugly slut who has a bad hairline and is desperate for anything. Is really bad at jokes and can’t control his self. Is not good at any sport . Does not really have a life. Is a loner. Doesn’t know what to say to a girl if he likes them and needs help. Is a fucking pervert. Is a bitch. Likes to get into drama. Is very awkward and creepy.
Ewwwww I’m glad I ain’t a Moses.

I’m glad I’m not Moses cause I can make the team.
by Julia_that flow May 3, 2018
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A fucking legend. cool, funny, and nice guy, can be too much of a stud to handle, add him on snap @mosethemeeper
Oh wow look it’s Mose!
by TheMeeper69 April 25, 2020
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Moses from the red sea
Me: Hello Moses from the red sea!
Moses: dude for the last time, I WASN'T IN THE BIBLE
by Friend of moses February 20, 2020
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A pretty cool guy. He's smart and also looks down on everybody else. Nice but a little bit judgmental. But will give you his homework if you ask.
1. I can't find my homework
2. ask Mose, he always will give me his
by Boudleaux November 11, 2020
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Moses Manoeuvre

A sexual act where a partner inserts their index and middle fingers of both hands inside the vagina and open it in the same way Moses split the Red Sea. For full effect, this is performed while the woman is on her period.
OH MY GOD! He totally pulled a Moses Manoeuvre on me last night!
by piss stains November 21, 2020
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Verb. To seperate the risotto in order to check if it needs more liquid. If the risotto stays parted (so if moses can walk through with dry feet), it needs more liquid.
1) Dude, is the food ready? - Hold on, let me moses
by Remcovdborn November 29, 2020
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