Miguel

Miguel is 5’3 and

gets all the bitches and fuckes them like no other and he has a 6 incher

Miguel gets hella pussy

by anonymous February 10, 2022

Miguel Pieselwalter

The man who mews every second of his life.

Miguel Pieselwalter: Sits next to Femboy

by Duck Biene Maya (Ropemaxxer) December 12, 2023

Miguel Bolanos

The most chad person to ever exist

Look its Miguel Bolanos

by Gg lulw December 7, 2021

Miguel

Miguel is a kind of cunt that you only encounter once in your life. A kind of walking disaster that'll set everything you hold dear on fire. Should you make contact with a Miguel please for the love of god call the police.

"I'm having a bad day." - "Oh no did you come across a Miguel."
"Stop being the Miguel in my life."
"If you Miguel this up then I am out."

by CheetosEater665 November 26, 2024

Miguel

Gets bitches

You see miguel yeah he gets bitches

by SexyBlackMan76 May 20, 2022

Miguel

Miguel is a billionaire, a playboy, a philanthropist and the owner of Miguelito Enterprises. After witnessing the gruesome murder of his parents as a child, he swore to take revenge on criminals and bring justice.

This looks like a job for Miguel.

by ferrisparker November 23, 2021

Miguel Angel

He’s one of the kindest people I ever known. He loves cars. He is the Rayo McQueen of my heart. Always have a good gossip to share; he knows EVERYTHING. Next Marijoaqui but nicer and hotter. In 5 years he will be that teacher that shows up in Antena 3 because students love him and prepare a dance or because he is drunk and drive the car inside. He has perfect curly hair and perfect liver, can drink endless cubatitas from Peri and he won’t die. Best dances moves and best lips. Sorry Kyle Jenner, someone has taken your place.

Brrum Brrum love u Miguel Angel

My Granma call Miguel Angel the taxista.

Miguel Angel you own me 18 euros, please pay.

by Ruperta69 November 22, 2021