smooth melons

When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.
I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again
by qwter978 May 09, 2016
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Full Melon

A now-banned Jewish method of execution. It entails taking the removed foreskins of young boys and wrapping them around the head of a criminal; until said criminal's head bursts in half like a watermelon with alot of rubber bands around it.
Adriel was full meloned in the town square this morning as punishment for killing his wife.
by Melon expert December 13, 2020
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melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window
She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.
by Eastside Rabbit July 30, 2023
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Melon Lord

Sokka: Watch it, Toph!
Toph: I AM NOT TOPH I AM MELON LORD
by sunnyday March 03, 2021
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Water-melone

Be honest. If you are looking this up, you know the meme.
Noun.
A watermelon used in some type of meme.
Bikers put helmets on their head, I don't care, I use a water-melone insread!
by alexalexmax April 04, 2017
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Yellin' Melon

A sexual act where a man gives himself a titjob with a woman's melons while his butt is positioned either on or near her face. The "yelling" aspect is induced by the man farting or defecating on the woman's face which will likely lead to yelling unless she's into that sort of thing. In that case the Yellin' Melon cannot be properly achieved.
Ethel: "Oh my God Gertrude, why did you break up with Archibald?"

Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."
by Waaaat?! September 02, 2015
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melon mania

Derisive term for a social gathering where women substantially outnumber men. Cf. sausage fest.
Damn. Who the hell invited all these {other} skanks? This is total melon mania!
by melonmania June 28, 2011
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