To be a Luke is to lick someone’s icy BALLS! He survives by eating sausages with Mustard and Butt sauce. He is a mythical creature with no friends, since he is too short to do anything. One time he was too fat and short to ride a roller coaster
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Get the Luke mug.Luke is a fury and like to fuck fraiser up the bum hole taking his inside out his bumhole and stroking
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Get the Luke mug.Luke is an amazing person. He is so kind and caring. He has a great personality and is super hot. Everyone loves him so much. He has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. But he can turn on you in a second and break your heart.Just a warning.
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Get the Luke mug.A general species of man that takes much pride in the hairs on his head, to the extent that he will put to use every opportunity he has to arrange/fix it. It is a Russian breed that attracts women that are stupid enough to fall into it’s seductive trap.
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Get the Luke mug.A Luke, is someone 2 faced that you can't trust. Always watch your back when a Luke is near, because he can turn on you at any point in time. Luke's, much like Jekyll and hide, has 2 personalities. One second they're kind and the next, they can be horrible people who care about no one but themselves.
"I thought he was my friend but then he turned out to be someone completely different!"
"Urgh, he is such a Luke"
"Urgh, he is such a Luke"
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