LINDA

The archetype of Linda is the late-middle aged woman, suffering of incontinence and reeking of cigarette smoke that simply can't seem to get ahead at the fast food, or equivalent, job that she got as a teenager and could never expand from. She takes your order in her raspy voice, and all you can hear is an undertone of disappointment as the result of her lack of success, which can be directly attributed to her life choices and care free attitude towards existence. A woman who you can know with 100% certainty is a burden and disappointment to her family and the laughing stock of her social group. She tries to fit in with the young crowd because her mentality hasn't evolved along with her age due to a lack of life experiences so she is often caught going to the local dive bar and drinking until she feels her mental age, but only ends up making a scene and pissing on the barstool, but she's a regular and it has become expected so everyone just laughs it off in petty.

"Giiiiirl you better go to school and get your stuff together so you don't end up a Linda"

by C D B September 18, 2021

bloody 'ell Linda

this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.

Lynda spills her tea;
Andrew: "bloody 'ell linda! you've spilt ya tea!"

by Angry.ginger June 14, 2024

Linda

Linda

Did you know that "Linda" means pretty in spanish....

by Howcanihelpyou March 13, 2021

Linda

I hate to say it but, she’s only one step/level below a Karen

Girl 1: Don’t be a Linda!
Girl 2: What’s a Linda?
Girl 1: Someone who is almost a Karen.
Girl 2: Why didn’t you just call me a Karen.
Girl 1: Because I’m to nice and your to nice to be called a Karen.

by Duffin Keynarn Dagels June 6, 2023

Linda

She's sweet and smart and a goddess to humankind and she will tolerate stupidness

Linda is the sweetest, smart person and she's a goddess so her own kind she will not take a nonsense or stupidness from any man.

by anonymous September 9, 2021

linda sweating

sweating profusely in a game of fortnite

“what do you mean you can’t get on fortnite? i was looking forward to linda sweating!”

by mowmow1177 March 16, 2024

Linda from Italy

A person who only exists to be used as an example. She goes off topic in chat rooms and is very proud of her Italian heritage, mentioning her country of origin at any given chance.

Hi, it's Linda from Italy

by LindaFromItaly April 14, 2023