hair cumditioning

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.
"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."

"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"
by Glittercup May 06, 2015
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josuke hair

A pompadour used to mark an overpowered character in an anime.
Look at that character with josuke hair
by Persus April 18, 2020
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hassel hair

As in, Dan Marino is sporting "hassel hair" during his Super Bowl commentary
by superbowl hater February 08, 2010
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hair loopies

Hair loopies, a hairstyle typically worn by people of the Southern Water Tribe, and the Northern Water Tribe.

The term refers to the trend of Water Tribe women to wear two loops in their hair and connecting it to a bun at the back of their hair
I feel like I've lost part of my identity. Imagine if you lost your arrow, or Katara lost her hair loopies.
by Giant Wonker September 22, 2020
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heavy hair

When people try to convey a sense of sympathy (most likely insincere) by leaning their head as if their hair's weight is too much.
Ugh. When I got laid off, all my coworkers approached me with heavy hair.
by NerdAboutTown April 24, 2010
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Elvis hair

Elvis Presley's famous hairstyle which is considered to be the greatest hairstyle in history of rock and roll.
Brad: "Derek is rocking that Elvis hair"
Jacob: "He sure is!"
by I smell yummy food May 15, 2016
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Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs
1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.
by ansb May 22, 2013
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