The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.
"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."
"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"
"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"
by Glittercup May 06, 2015
Look at that character with josuke hair
by Persus April 18, 2020
by superbowl hater February 08, 2010
Hair loopies, a hairstyle typically worn by people of the Southern Water Tribe, and the Northern Water Tribe.
The term refers to the trend of Water Tribe women to wear two loops in their hair and connecting it to a bun at the back of their hair
The term refers to the trend of Water Tribe women to wear two loops in their hair and connecting it to a bun at the back of their hair
I feel like I've lost part of my identity. Imagine if you lost your arrow, or Katara lost her hair loopies.
by Giant Wonker September 22, 2020
When people try to convey a sense of sympathy (most likely insincere) by leaning their head as if their hair's weight is too much.
by NerdAboutTown April 24, 2010
Elvis Presley's famous hairstyle which is considered to be the greatest hairstyle in history of rock and roll.
by I smell yummy food May 15, 2016
1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.
by ansb May 22, 2013