Chelsea Shirley's are PERFECT! They are usually very active, and energetic. They fall easy and fast for boys, and they are the ones who keep the "lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed" alive!! Chelsea Shirley's do not need an introduction, their beautiful eyes, and amazing smiles will have you at hello! Chelsea Shirley's are the perfect people.
I want to be a Chelsea Shirley, they are PERFECT!
See that Chelsea Shirley over there? She is PERFECT!
See that Chelsea Shirley over there? She is PERFECT!
by Boduhh Jenkins May 13, 2011
Get the Chelsea Shirleymug. by 121815apples March 12, 2017
Get the chelsea hallmug. A smart academic white baked female, that is beyond the physical boundaries of human nature. However, don't be fooled with this blessing of genius... as all blessings will eventually forgo to It's end. Chelsea Merrells, the woman filled with foot fungus and endless diseases that are contracted through the penetration of the opening rectum filled with a hundred fleas.
Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.
Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.
Person 1: Ew, get the fuck away from me Chelsea Merrells! You stink of shit!
Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!
Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!
by Zenci May 1, 2022
Get the Chelsea Merrellsmug. A small school in the small town of Chelsea in the state of Vermont that has too many convenience stores. The goalie they used to have on their varsity girls soccer team kicked butt! Even though it's tiny, it has some really cool and perverted people.
by bamfvtgirl420 February 26, 2009
Get the Chelsea Schoolmug. Where the man pulls out before jizzing, glazes the woman's face to represent the icing, and then the man punches the woman in the nose to give her a nose bleed to represent the cherry on top.
*Bae runs out of house with a jizzy, bloody mess on her face.*
Geoff: "Damnn Dawg, she's a mess! What'd you do to her?"
Me: "Just wanted her to know she is my sweet little tasty treat, so gave her the Chelsea bun treatment."
Geoff: "Niceeeeeeee."
*High 5*
Geoff: "Damnn Dawg, she's a mess! What'd you do to her?"
Me: "Just wanted her to know she is my sweet little tasty treat, so gave her the Chelsea bun treatment."
Geoff: "Niceeeeeeee."
*High 5*
by ReubenGabriel22 March 14, 2015
Get the Chelsea Bunmug. Chelsea's are the most unimportant people the world has ever know. If you meet one, watch out, she'll probably annoy you into friendship and only communicate her feelings through memes. Even god got sick of asking what's wrong that he just sent her down to Earth where her only comment was, " it do be like that sometime " you'll catch her listening to really fucked up indie music while drawing " soup time " on her arm. But if you ever want to date one of these beast you should take into consideration that they will be cold and distant, yet excessively needy at the same time. If you find yourself in that situation, goodluck
Hannah: I dont want to talk about it.
Riley: stop it you're being such a Chelsea
Hannah: * sends meme of sullywazoski *
Riley: stop it you're being such a Chelsea
Hannah: * sends meme of sullywazoski *
by Fruitisforfools October 7, 2019
Get the Chelseamug. She’s one crazy bitch, and makes bad faces on FaceTime , she has an ugly laugh but she’s funny, she’s a good friend, and a big bully, and calls her friend sasquatch
by Hi I’m nice February 29, 2020
Get the Chelseamug.