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Max

Although most of the definitions are positive for the name max, there are some downfalls to it. There are pros and cons to everything and this is one of them. Max is usually a self loathing lazy person. People who are named max often enjoy gaming (maybe a little to much...), take things to personally (especially if they didn't get to have something their way), they don't like to make or eat real meals for themselves, & they have a very hard time owning up to things they did they don't like taking responsibility. A max is usually an annoying younger brother who is spoilt and annoys the hell out of their older siblings. People named max have a lot of creativity and potential if they only strive to earn it. A max will usually not be able to get their way because of their emotions and not being able to control them.
Sister: Sorry max but its my turn to watch tv.
Max: Mom said I had 2 hours to play games on my xbox>:c
Sister: Its been 5 hours.....
Max: I F**KING HATE THIS FAMILY I HATE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE !!!!!!..... -Stomps off to room and slams the door-

Example 2:

Boss: Sorry max, you're fired. You have missed a week of work without notice or call.
Max: So.
Boss: You failed your responsibility.
Max: WELL FUCK YOU THEN I HATED THIS JOB ANYWAYS YOU FAT F**K
by Agirlwhojustknowspeoplewell February 6, 2018
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Max

Max is the kind of guy who is smart and cunning he also likes to read and is a tad bit nerdy, but don’t get him he will stand up for his friends and will beat the shit out of you.he is not a boobs man he is more of ass man
Oh hey max oh hey I’m just reading hey look at Sally’s ass whoa that is a BIG one.
by MOOOOOOOOKIS October 27, 2019
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Max

Max is an amazing guy to be around.he brings love,happiness,joy and laughter.if you ever meet a max dont ever let go.if you have a chance to be his girlfriend take it you will never regret it he will treat you like a princess the mist loved person ever.Maxes are often ginger with lovely green eyes and a amazing body.they are a great couple with an Erica.
Wow whos that sexi boi??

Oh thats just max
by _Erica February 15, 2018
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Max

Max is a little trump ass loser who has no friends
Max is a little trump
by Really facts 69 666 November 18, 2019
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Max

short for maximillian. Is a example of how crazy a human can be, is the god of himself and will dominates when needed. Tries his best to get as much attention as possible and gets what's he wants when he wants

also he's pretty good lookin' and bets in bed
You: was popin jimbo
them: what...
you: just bein' a max
them: i like max
by gayestfaium December 5, 2017
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Max

Max is big gay lol
by Ooooodjjdhbf. Fjehhfhdyjl April 9, 2019
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Max

Hey that’s Max, he sucks
by Kshdbfjf October 1, 2019
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