FAF

Fresh as fuck

Alternative way of saying mint condition for not nerds

Yo that antique chess set is FAF, you should sell it to fund your boob job.

by Faffy72minus3 November 11, 2021

FAF

A fake friend of the ass variety who doubles back on their word and loyalty. Short for "Fake Ass Friend".

Jake decided to go to sleep instead of hang out with his friends. That guy's a FAF.

by Rthreemix November 4, 2020

FaF

"Funny as Fuck"

I thought that there was an essential need for an alternative acronym for the ubiquitous "LOL" that would be increasingly innovative, additionally edgy, albeit, without being overtly inelegant and acceptable for all audiences, ages, and socioeconomic positions.

I think it is funny as fuck FaF that Donald Trump is a social media butterfly and Tweets his heart out!

by lindadee December 5, 2016

Faf

To kick a perfectly good opportunity away. Derived from the Springbok Rugby player Faf de Klerk who has a habit of doing just that.

Some people grab the bull with both horns and others just Faf it.

Dude, why didn't you get that girls number, you totally Faffed that.

Pass me the ball.
No I'm going to Faf it into the air so that the other side can have it.

by Harvmeister November 1, 2019

FAF

Internet slang for Funny As Fuck.

Dave Chappelle's set was FAF...

by Ceerip 707 January 23, 2023

Faf

Fake ass friend

Mandy- I don’t have time for a faf.

by Yournumberonefaf June 18, 2018

FAF

Stands for “Funny As Fuck“, used for things that are really funny and deserve more than just a “LOL“. Can also be used as an adjective.

“FAF, I'm laughing like hell!“
“That video is FAF“

by LelPoel July 1, 2017