valintines day 

- Alintins -ay

The day u don’t get no V or D cuz u lonley asf
Good luck with the half off chocolates tho the day after

Valintines day is a day we’re couples show there true love to each other

valintines day by Im the Goat! February 11, 2018

valentines day 

a pathetic attempt at marketing yet another random day of the year. only this one makes both singles and couples feel like shit. if your single you get to watch others parade around with hearts and balloons while feeling lonely and worthless. if your in a relationship you have the obligation of spending yet more money on a ridiculous day and are supposed to act happy for the useless waste of money your partner has gotten for you. either way, valentines day was made for capitalism, not love.

valentines day bf: hey man wat did u get ur girl?

single guy: nothin i get to walk around feeling lonely all day.

valentines day bf: well at least you dont gotta waste your overtime money with a smile on your face.

single guy: true man, true.

valentines day by multipersonthought March 3, 2011

Valentines Day 

Single-Awareness Day.
A day for couples to be giddyy in love, and single people to be depressed. Also used to scam people outta their money for cards, flowers, and other gifts.

Single: Tomorrow's Valentines Day? Damn.

Dating: Oh, good! Tomorrow is Valentines Day! Chocolates? Check. Flowers? Check. Giant pink bear? Check.

Valentines Day by HATERR. February 14, 2010

Valentines Day 

Named after an early christian martyr named Valentine, it is the one day where people who have no chance of getting with a girl in any way shape or form realize that fact even more...
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic

Eli Manning - its valentines day again and nobody loves me. especially since the giants robbed the pats of the superbowl win
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok

Valentines Day by bigtallguy1292 February 8, 2008

Valentikes Day 

Valentines Day for toddlers.

Twas Valentikes Day and the little boy gave the little girl next door a half-dead flower.
"Thank oo" said the little girl.

Valentikes Day by Hyena King February 14, 2010

Valentines day 

Means Another day another slay just on valentines day

Me:wanna slay
Her: its Valentine’s Day
Me:yeah have a play and a slay
Her:ok :)
Me:happy valentines day :)

Valentines day by Bzup February 11, 2022

Fate Valentines Day

this is on May 22nd. the best day of love for opposite sex couples where they be with people they really serious about and committed to each other and they go all out on each other to show each other how much they love each other. female or male can freely ask someone to be the opposite sex Fate Valentines like you are fated to be together. and you expect the most and best. some people save up all year long and even skip normal valentines day just for this one special day that last 24 hours starting at the new day at midnight so on may 21st. midnight starts May 22nd Fate Valentines day.

i can't wait boy , Fate Valentines day Tomorrow. im about to get the girl of my dreams... i can't wait!!!!

Fate Valentines Day by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 21, 2022