Epic Yawn

The sound that God makes when he is tired. It is a rare site to see.

"So I was on Skype yesterday, and Peaches had an epic yawn." (Btw, Peaches is God.)

by kathryn.bubblez.yum.heehee April 7, 2011

Yawned Off Everyone

%Phrasal verb%
When stops talking, while you start talking.
Like when a nerd interrupts your conversation with your friends.

When I started talking in the middle of a conversation, I yawned shut everyone off everyone.

The nerd yawned off everyone during the delegate discussions at the MUN.

by parzivalwon July 29, 2020

yawned up

adj. Derived from Stood Up. When you finally get a sneeze rolling that's been nagging you for the past few minutes, only to find at the last second that the sneeze has deserted you leaving your face in a retarded semi-yawning expression.

Dave: omg! I get yawned up so many times at work I never want to sneeze again!

by jqtcc July 2, 2011

Brotherhood of the Yawn

(B.O.T.Y.) A brotherhood of Christian apologists has perfected the art of sabotaging livestreams by being so boring, they could put caffeine to sleep. Their secret weapon? Monotone speech so slow it makes glaciers look impatient. Add in repeated requests for the host to repeat themselves (for reasons only they understand) and a mastery of dodging direct questions like they’re playing theological dodgeball. It's not just a conversation; it’s an endurance test for your attention span!

Last night’s livestream was hijacked by the Brotherhood of the Yawn—a group so monotonous and evasive, they managed to turn a lively debate into a cure for insomnia.

As a member of the Brotherhood of the Yawn, I consider myself to be a S'idacmacbifttoj

I stayed up for last night’s livestream, but then the Brotherhood of the Yawn took over—now I’ve slept 18 hours and my phone battery’s dead from buffering.

by Spade. November 29, 2024

Australian Yawn

Australian yawn is another word for a queef.

Dude, last night during sex my girl Australian Yawned on my dick!!
Wow dude, that's so hot!!

by mamamusa June 4, 2017

Yawn

Yaawn... This is when... you... you uh... like uh,,,,,, open yoiur mouth and breath air or something.... did this make you yawn?

Tom: Hey, yawn yawn yawn yawn
Dave: *Yawns*

by the worst guy ever August 25, 2023

Yawn Content

Boring, redundant, and/or mundane content out into the world.

Not just designated to the internet, but is generally where it occurs.

Me: Did you see the new Ryan Trahan video?
Friend: No, I didn’t. Just more over-optimized, algorithm pandering yawn content.

Me: Yeah, nothing of value. Truly boring.

by twelvelabors July 13, 2022