poser

ok these definitions are allrigh but miss a few key point. a poser is a person who trys to conform to a social group to either look cool, get atention, or because they are uncofident. a poser isnt really what they are trying to be

a poser dosnt have to be conformed to any group such as preps.

the best way to spot a poser- a poser will allways anounce their group through acts, clothing and speech
i have a poser friend and this is how it goes.

me- wats up?

him- nottin yall

me- why do u talk like dat?

him- cause ima redneck.

(he wears the stupid confederat (sp) flag n trys to act racist. he wears alot of flannel and a hat that says eith "Git Er Done" or "REBEL REBEL REDNECK"

FUCK POSERS roll on their bitch asses
by wat it do? January 10, 2007
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A term to describe someone who is seen as a fake/phony. However, this is a term used mostly by ignorant scum bags who have a great deal of growing up to do. It's one of those words that most civilized people do away with after middle school.
Duncan Disorderly: Dude, that kid's such a poser, I had that look first. (his friend walks in dressed just like him) DUDE I'm loving the look! (they proceed to high five each other and let out a Louis from "Revenge of the Nerds" style laugh)

by I_Shot_The_Sheriff September 17, 2006
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A person who is trying too hard to be punk... but isn't and loves rap and Fallout Boy... and Yellowcard and Gay emo... usually a girl or a slasher(emo)...

They wear excessive clothing from Hot Topic on one day and American Eagle, Ambercrombie, ect. on the next.

Poser: Man, Fallout Boy is so Hard-core!
Punk: Your gay...
Poser: And so is Yellowcard and...
Punk: STFU!
Poser: Why does everyone hate me! Wahhhhhhhhh!
Punk: PWNED SUCKA! Go cut yourself!
Poser: Too late!
by Not Punk but a Skanker! March 14, 2006
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1. Someone who tries to fit in with a crowd by following all of its trends but isn't cool at all.
2. A complete douchebag.
3. Avril Lavigne.
4. Someone who tries to skateboard, BMX, etc to be cool but sucks huge donkey dick at everthing.
Dude, that kid Cole is such a poser, he always brings his skateboard to school and can't even do a fucking ollie.
by cloudwacher August 12, 2006
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Avril Laviegn, Simple Plan, adn GC anyone who weres abercrombie and listen to punkand thinks there punk!
by megan June 22, 2003
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Slipknot are posers too.
by butt June 04, 2003
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a person who talks about crap they think they know about even though they dont know shiiiiit
by Anonymous December 07, 2002
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