American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.
"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."
"He can barely say any words without the accent."
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."
"He can barely say any words without the accent."
by vaqlued June 8, 2023
Get the American-itismug. When your significant other comes down with a phantom illness when they know you are going out to have fun without them.
by 812 mafia September 5, 2025
Get the Fun-itismug. by mariocoffeeshit August 17, 2018
Get the chloegames-itismug. Smelling of weed even if you haven't smoked it, such as if you've been in a room or area of people smoking it and now you also smell of it.
*weed smell is on your body even if you haven't smoked it because you were in the immediate area of people smoking it*
*weed smell is on your body even if you haven't smoked it because you were in the immediate area of people smoking it*
Person 1 "Dude, you're high-ity af. You've been near the weed smokers haven't you?"
Person 2 "Yea man but I didn't smoke it... I'm just high-ity"
Person 2 "Yea man but I didn't smoke it... I'm just high-ity"
by Cyr2Cold July 22, 2016
Get the High-itymug. nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eu means if youre not getting on my terraria server youre dead bitch
Person 1: nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eu
Person 2: ok fine bro im getting on rn
Person 1: yea i got your family in my basement
Person 2: ok fine bro im getting on rn
Person 1: yea i got your family in my basement
by nwordisfunny April 11, 2022
Get the nigga ur on the server dupa ce iti zic eumug. : marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.
When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.
by Jenyrose October 23, 2022
Get the Telephone itismug. When you know that you are that nigga and no one can prove you different. It’s very contagious and should only be spreaded to thoose who really deserve it. POINT. BLANK. PERIOD.
by lil baby p April 7, 2019
Get the Real-Nigga-itismug.