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Tom

Tom is a guy who listen to 187. He plays football and is a huge fan of the club MSV Duisburg. He stands up for his Rights and tries to defend himself in any situation. His dreamjob is to become a reporter of a huge company.
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by AnonymousKnowsEverything January 2, 2017
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Pulling a Tom

“To pull a Tom” (Disparaging)
To arrive significantly late to a pre arranged meeting with another individual in a manner similar to what a Tom would do.
Tom: Fuck I’m pulling a Tom!
Kevin: Oh no so you’ll be late?
Tom: skibidbi toilet
by Dom of Tom February 2, 2024
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jim tom

The absolute biggest honkey name that will have ever lived.
Hey jim tom I heard that you go to second base with your cousin last night !
by Cletus jr. June 3, 2014
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Tom

Tom only wants Ashley for her ass.
Suzy: "Look at Tom, he's drooling."
Julia:"Yeah well, he is following Ashley's ass."
by Krkič April 21, 2019
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Handsome Ginger Tom

Who is a handsome ginger Tom
FIRESTAR!
by Warrior cat January 21, 2023
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Tom Kirk

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.
Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.
by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019
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Tom time

When the guys decide to get together to party, raise hell.
The guys are getting together for a little Tom time in the man cave before the kids get home.
by Dotanairy January 22, 2020
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