ball maxxing

squeezing your balls to the point of swelling, indefinitely making them purple so you can have larger load.

Today, Sam and I were ball maxxing in math class.

by Ball Maxxer Enthusiast April 23, 2024

Maato-Kona Max-Kyne

An animal that feed on plants

Offering the meat to the Maato-Kona Max-Kyne did no good as it only ate plants.

by ☠️☠️ February 10, 2018

max

is the most wonderful guy i've ever known in my entire life, he's so special to me. this boy is perfect in every ways possible, his voice consoles me, and the nicknames he gives me. not to mention he's the prettiest and the most loving boy, his soft blonde hair and his blue eyes, he's more than just a dream. he's (un)hateble, he will never be my second choice, and no matter what in this life, or another life, or any others life, i'll always love him unconditionally. not to mention, he's the best boy-friend in the world, why does it feel so great to be his girlfriend like just being called his girlfriend give me butterflies... I used to chase butterflies when i was younger, but i didnt know max would give me them for free. no but for real tho, i love him so much, i'll always love him endlessly till' i lose my ability to live and feel. i love you so much, max<33.

' oh your talking about max ? yeah we're still dating, and i still love him '

by maxsloverlol February 4, 2022

max caruana

a simp

your calling lara fit again, your such a max caruana

by xXT3DDY05Xx March 10, 2020

max baillie

Chicken head fi gilly, bolted fi wee Jack dl on the sky absolute tampon eh a laddie. should not be let oot the hoos in fear of being raped or hurt from Jack dl, in other words he’s an absolute poof.

Max baillie, chicken head.

by Youngbaz January 20, 2025

alex maxxing

being really nonchalant and aura farming when possible

Omg did you see he sat with someone in the lecture today!!

No way he lost his alex maxxing streak

-100000 aura points

by isabellagotthataura March 10, 2025

Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human

Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want

by Shmebulach June 17, 2023