My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

serious brain damage

something very minor that might have if you are a person in a orange jumpsuit with cool shoes and a gun that shoots portals, also if you name is Chell.

Wheatley: Now it's not out of the question that you MIIIIIIIIIIGHT have a VERY minor case of SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE.
Player: *jumps*

by WantYouGone September 6, 2023

Blue Brain

Term to describe someone who seems to have lost all of their intelligence after dying their hair blue.

That girl over there is the dumbest girl I know. She is a blue brain.

by BestD!ck5uck3r March 16, 2022

Pinterest Brain

NPC's with zero personality and originality so anytime they are confronted with a creative choice. ei; What color should I do my hair? How should I decorate my room? What tattoo should I get? They immediately hop on Pinterest or google images in a desperate attempt searching for something to copy that they can hopefully pull off as a "unique" part of their quirky style or whatever.

I saw some boomers in the tattoo studio just looking for pics online they could have the dude copy for them, fucking pinterest brain man.

by Fawzx August 30, 2019

lotion brain

The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.

He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.

by Sewpz February 27, 2020

Phish Brain

When someone who listens to Phish has become so brain dead that all they can think about are the Phish lyrics that knocked 80 points off their IQ. These people also do not know how to dress and rarely shower or groom themselves.

I can tell by the dumb look and blank stare at that that dude has Phish brain. There’s nothing going on up there.

by HappyCamper919 June 20, 2024

Edging for the brain

When a music artist does that thing when the music stops for a second and starts again and it sounds nice

His music has a lot of edging for the brain

by Tsovoa April 27, 2024