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by thesuperiorrhi June 16, 2020

Person 19: D̵̺͛I̶͎͌E ͈̓ I ͕́ H ̺͑A ̻͝T ̫̿Ĕ̵̟ Ÿ̴̙́Ỏ̴̳U ̤̿ A ̺̚L ̝͝L̵̜͌
Person 1: THATS IT IM CALLING PERSON 32
*Person 32 comes from the sky*
Person 32: Who to banish into the 2763rd dimension?
Person 1: that asshole over there
Person 32: Okay!
Person 32: D ̧̢̨̡͚͇̺̱̞͙͇͕̺̪͌̒͐̎̋͌̆́̿͐̓̈́͆̽͑̊͌̐͗͋͘̕̚͟͠Ḯ̴̡̢̧̛̪͍̹̱̜̠͚̝̱̲̲̥̭̱̞̳͆̄͆͌̐̈͌͑̓̒̃̀̕̕͟͟͝ͅͅE ̧͇̜̤̭͉̏̈́̔̓̂̌̓̆̈́͂̍̈́̉̿͌͘̕ͅ Y̴̡̫̻͍͉̘̑͗͗̀͒͆̄̈́̊̏̈͂͋̎͆̅͆̾͊̈́͂̍͘͡͝Ő̶̧̨͔̯͕̪̲̤͇̞̺͎̭̘͚͙̙̙̼̯̦̹͗͊̔͟Ư̶̡̢̛͚͎̹̦̞̋̐̎̋̾̊̑̿͌̓̓̋̀̾͌̅̈͐͘͜͝͡͝ A̶̢̟͓͇̙̹͍̙͑̽̽̊̎͌͑̉̆̀̈́̿̎̀̀͘͝ͅT̶͉̤̪͚̜̙̲̺̪̹͉̰̯̏̈́̍̂́̾R ̧̨͓͇͎̠͇̆̓͒̒̔̎̎̇͛̿̀̀̋͑̅̓̔̿͘͜͝͠͡ͅȮ̴̡̹̊͌̆̓̀̏̃̽̚̚͜͝C̶̢͉͓͇̯͇͕̪̮̲͇̜̪̍̈́̾̈́̑̐̃͂̆̾͛͛̃́̋̄͂̑̕̕ͅI ̛͖͋̇́̍̍́̂̐̈́̊̌͊̈́̄̈́͛̍̚͘̕Ǒ̴̡͇̣̰̬͎͈̤͔̣͇͎͇̍̒́͆̇̄̅͊͐͑͂͆͆͂̔̋͠Ȗ̴̪̱̩̙̮̑̾̉̈̔̀̂̐̒͊͊́͒̐͊͘͝͡S̶̨͕͙̲̫̻̪̩̤̺̜͈̹̹̝͎̥̺͓͗̽͂̾̊͑͘͜͟͠ P ̖̠͎̃̔̑̽̍̄̍͋̊̾̂̏̽̇̑̕̕̕͜͝͡͝Í̴̢̢̛̞̺̻͓̣̗̲̩͍̠̻̂͒̅̋̍͂̿̌̏̓̌̃̈͒͆̆͘͟͠͠E ̡̭͎̯͙̗̄͊̅̂̊̽́̊̈́̓̔͋̓͌̓͂͐̈C̴̛̖̻̓̀̐̊͗̐̀̎́͑̈̓̈́̃͂̚̕̚͡͡͡E̴̡̡̬̳͖͙̖͖̝͕̮͔̫̩͕͈͚̜͔͋̄̇̈́̇̓͒͊̿͆͑̆̚͝͝ Ö̵̢̧̘̼̼̝͖̱̮̠̥̮͍̫̘̮͇̣͈͈̣̖̩̜͗̇̔͛́̅̌͂̆́̈́͋͛͗͆́̆̚͡͡F ̢̛̛̭̙̩̲̘͎͕̦̜̰͍̭͇̼̑͌̇̍̔͐̀̆̋̋̊̾͌̄̃̚̕͘͘͝ͅͅͅ S ̨̢̡̢̹͇̗̪̯̩͚̼̻͖̜̣͇̲͑͒͒͋̽̿̀̕͘͜͜H̵̛̹̘͎͔̰̩̥̙͖͔̫̻̱͔͙͖͂̈́̌̃̅͋̃̅̉͗̆̽͒̅̕͡͝ͅḮ̶̧̡̛̩͕̟̤̩̰͍͇̯̫̤̳̰̝̮̜̔̒͐͆͛̓̓́̐̑̐͘͜͟͝ͅͅͅT ̭̬̝̋͊̇̎̂̊̎̾͊͝
*Person 19 dies a painful death*
Person 32: That's more like it.
Person 1: THATS IT IM CALLING PERSON 32
*Person 32 comes from the sky*
Person 32: Who to banish into the 2763rd dimension?
Person 1: that asshole over there
Person 32: Okay!
Person 32: D ̧̢̨̡͚͇̺̱̞͙͇͕̺̪͌̒͐̎̋͌̆́̿͐̓̈́͆̽͑̊͌̐͗͋͘̕̚͟͠Ḯ̴̡̢̧̛̪͍̹̱̜̠͚̝̱̲̲̥̭̱̞̳͆̄͆͌̐̈͌͑̓̒̃̀̕̕͟͟͝ͅͅE ̧͇̜̤̭͉̏̈́̔̓̂̌̓̆̈́͂̍̈́̉̿͌͘̕ͅ Y̴̡̫̻͍͉̘̑͗͗̀͒͆̄̈́̊̏̈͂͋̎͆̅͆̾͊̈́͂̍͘͡͝Ő̶̧̨͔̯͕̪̲̤͇̞̺͎̭̘͚͙̙̙̼̯̦̹͗͊̔͟Ư̶̡̢̛͚͎̹̦̞̋̐̎̋̾̊̑̿͌̓̓̋̀̾͌̅̈͐͘͜͝͡͝ A̶̢̟͓͇̙̹͍̙͑̽̽̊̎͌͑̉̆̀̈́̿̎̀̀͘͝ͅT̶͉̤̪͚̜̙̲̺̪̹͉̰̯̏̈́̍̂́̾R ̧̨͓͇͎̠͇̆̓͒̒̔̎̎̇͛̿̀̀̋͑̅̓̔̿͘͜͝͠͡ͅȮ̴̡̹̊͌̆̓̀̏̃̽̚̚͜͝C̶̢͉͓͇̯͇͕̪̮̲͇̜̪̍̈́̾̈́̑̐̃͂̆̾͛͛̃́̋̄͂̑̕̕ͅI ̛͖͋̇́̍̍́̂̐̈́̊̌͊̈́̄̈́͛̍̚͘̕Ǒ̴̡͇̣̰̬͎͈̤͔̣͇͎͇̍̒́͆̇̄̅͊͐͑͂͆͆͂̔̋͠Ȗ̴̪̱̩̙̮̑̾̉̈̔̀̂̐̒͊͊́͒̐͊͘͝͡S̶̨͕͙̲̫̻̪̩̤̺̜͈̹̹̝͎̥̺͓͗̽͂̾̊͑͘͜͟͠ P ̖̠͎̃̔̑̽̍̄̍͋̊̾̂̏̽̇̑̕̕̕͜͝͡͝Í̴̢̢̛̞̺̻͓̣̗̲̩͍̠̻̂͒̅̋̍͂̿̌̏̓̌̃̈͒͆̆͘͟͠͠E ̡̭͎̯͙̗̄͊̅̂̊̽́̊̈́̓̔͋̓͌̓͂͐̈C̴̛̖̻̓̀̐̊͗̐̀̎́͑̈̓̈́̃͂̚̕̚͡͡͡E̴̡̡̬̳͖͙̖͖̝͕̮͔̫̩͕͈͚̜͔͋̄̇̈́̇̓͒͊̿͆͑̆̚͝͝ Ö̵̢̧̘̼̼̝͖̱̮̠̥̮͍̫̘̮͇̣͈͈̣̖̩̜͗̇̔͛́̅̌͂̆́̈́͋͛͗͆́̆̚͡͡F ̢̛̛̭̙̩̲̘͎͕̦̜̰͍̭͇̼̑͌̇̍̔͐̀̆̋̋̊̾͌̄̃̚̕͘͘͝ͅͅͅ S ̨̢̡̢̹͇̗̪̯̩͚̼̻͖̜̣͇̲͑͒͒͋̽̿̀̕͘͜͜H̵̛̹̘͎͔̰̩̥̙͖͔̫̻̱͔͙͖͂̈́̌̃̅͋̃̅̉͗̆̽͒̅̕͡͝ͅḮ̶̧̡̛̩͕̟̤̩̰͍͇̯̫̤̳̰̝̮̜̔̒͐͆͛̓̓́̐̑̐͘͜͟͝ͅͅͅT ̭̬̝̋͊̇̎̂̊̎̾͊͝
*Person 19 dies a painful death*
Person 32: That's more like it.
by The person creator September 28, 2025

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Lobster people are people who eat lobster, show personalities in the likeness of a lobster or know the true deep struggles of a lobster waiting to be eaten. For example Chris rock. He has worked in a red lobster and has therefore seen the utter struggle of lobsters and those who take on a likeness of them, Chris rock is a lobster person.
A: you have just witnessed someone acting like a lobster person would, desperate to escape.
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”
by Youarealobster August 2, 2022

by Kiylla July 17, 2023

by FroggyRibbit April 10, 2021
