jake paul

cancer

person a: “i just got diagnosed with cancer.”

person b: “i just watched jake paul #SUCHAJAKEPAULERXDXDXD”

person c: is there a difference?

by addictwithacat November 8, 2018

Jake

Jake is a kid who isn't the smartest, but he is great at taking a joke, and seems to have many girlfriends who go to a different school or church.

Me: Jake is dumb
Friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

by donny12345? July 29, 2022

Jake

No

Jake/What

by Magine smd February 16, 2021

Jake Demary

A term used for a middle-aged, tech-savvy male who enjoys playing first person shooters via headset with young boys. He often does this while eating large amounts of ice cream and scissor-tainting.

You want to hang out tonight? Maybe go sailing?

No, Im gonna hang out with my cats and pull a Jake Demary!

by Wolfpack member #3 November 24, 2011

Jake

An extremely intelligent, sexy, thicc, hot, round booties man. Did I mention his dick is huge

I wish I was Jake because he’s fucking gorgeous

by Amasinb March 9, 2020

Jake

Someone who thinks that they're a bad boy, usually with the bio, "Jake/badboy/has a dark secret". Most Emily's fall for them.

"Jake is my crush guys."
"Really Emily? You know hes my crush!"

by realfairycaughtoncamera June 27, 2021

Jake

The biggest dickhead ever you'll ever meet. Jake can be a boy or girl and you will never know what they are. If they are a boy he will have the lowest amounts of testosterone ever humanely possible.

Woah she has more testosterone than Jake.

by Boomerangg May 18, 2023