Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!
"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"
"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"
"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"
by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009
Get the Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5mug. guy 1: Look, just cuz the hottest girl in school dumped you doesn't mean anything. *puts arm around guy 2*
pissed off guy 2: Take it off before I break it off.
pissed off guy 2: Take it off before I break it off.
by Keith Hutch. October 9, 2007
Get the take it off before I break it offmug. a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.
by colonel cheesemonkey June 12, 2007
Get the take care of some very important businessmug. I'm gonna be kLeah the waitress "Hi, can i take your oder?"
I'll be Abdy the fish sticks *hands out oder*
YOOO DO YOU SEE THAT!! SHE JUST TOOK HIS ODER!!! AND CAME BACK WITH FISH STICKS!! THE GUY MUST SMELL LIKE FISH!! THATS SOO COOL!!!
I'll be Abdy the fish sticks *hands out oder*
YOOO DO YOU SEE THAT!! SHE JUST TOOK HIS ODER!!! AND CAME BACK WITH FISH STICKS!! THE GUY MUST SMELL LIKE FISH!! THATS SOO COOL!!!
by Fish_Sticks August 24, 2011
Get the Can I take your oder?mug. The special day of taking a plane specifically a Boeing 747 into your preferred workspace on the 11th day of September each year. The most memorable sites was the World Trade Centre, Pentagon, A random Field in Pennsylvania and somewhere else I can't exactly remember.
Hey Jim! Did you know tomorrow is Take your plane to work day?
Jim: Sweet! I'll ask my Dad to let me fly his Boeing 747 into work!
Jim: Sweet! I'll ask my Dad to let me fly his Boeing 747 into work!
by BigFatShlong69420 April 26, 2021
Get the Take your plane to work daymug. A term used to describe a hideous woman, or a woman so ugly that one wouldn't want to take her out in public
Jim: "I set you up a date with my cousin, Mildred this weekend "
Bob: "screw that, I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, she's so ugly!"
Bob: "screw that, I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, she's so ugly!"
by Ocho-sinco November 21, 2016
Get the I wouldn't take her to a dogfightmug. Your gonna fucking die
by lolbenjithepooji December 25, 2018
Get the Cabin crew take your seatsmug.