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The tea

You wanna know the tea …

Well it’s Ashley
by A shopkins November 2, 2021
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tea-wave

The wave of tea, usually herbal, caused by the strung tea bag dropping from the top side of the mug to the lower side during tilting. The resulting tidal wave of tea is hot and can both surprise and burn the victim, although the phenomenon usually occurs towards the end of the drink when temperatures are cooler but tilt angles are higher.
"Pass me a towel, I just got hit with a tea-wave"
by Big_Bad_Frank November 4, 2021
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atlantis tea bag

When a man is sitting at a toilet and his balls touch the water.
I ran into the Marriott to use the bathroom, and I ended up with an Atlantis Tea Bag.
by Orlando’s Silky Johnson November 4, 2021
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Tea Bashing

When you are gossiping about someone in a very harsh and mean manner.

It's like spilling tea, but you spill the tea by beating someone with the cup it's in.
Girl 1: Did you hear all the gossip Sarah was saying about Laura?

Girl 2: I did. It was a regular ol' tea bashing session.
by bipirate November 4, 2021
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Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.
John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.
by awericktinuse November 16, 2021
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Tea

Gengster🤑🤑🤑💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🇦🇱🔥🙏🏻
Look at Tea, she is fucking demented and insane.
by susussus7sysusamogus November 20, 2021
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tea vodka

It's quite simple, honestly. You take a fresh bottle of straight vodka (none of that flavored crap), and you steep a bag of tea in it (preferably either Twinings English Breakfast, Bigelow Lemon, or Earl Grey) in the fridge for AT LEAST 8 hours. Et voila you have tea vodka.
"Made some tea vodka for the viewing party tonight!"
by BigBob9999 November 20, 2021
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