r/boomersbeingfools

See my other definition for cptsd (im "teen" btw)

r/boomersbeingfools

by Hello-553669 April 25, 2025

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F. O. R. D

F. O. R. D.

Femdom

Officers
Ramming
Dildos

When a sexy uniformed policewoman wear a strap-on and ass fucks a dude. Usually because that guy said fuck you the her.

Female police officer: bend over and pull your pants down. I've got to prove a point.

Male: why. And that's not happening

Female police officer: remember telling me fuck you. Exactly now I'm fucking your brains out with my strap-on.NOW

Male: stop it's to deep.

Female police officer: that's just the tip.8 more inches I'm banging you out balls deep. exactly should have not said fuck you Tiffany now look I'm not sorry but you're my lil strap-on bitch. Repeat officer Tiffany give me your fucking dick.hoe!

Male: harder Tiffany give me your dick officer Tiffany.

Female police officer: I am you femdom officer(s) ramming my dildo into your ass
F. O. R. D

by DDGSOCCERNICOLE July 11, 2025

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G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

Famous Jack Harlow song

Hey have you seen that new song "G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S"?
by Fergie?
No, by Jack Harlow

by SlappyTheSalmon December 12, 2023

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Logan R. McGinnis

massive penis

"damnnnn bro gotta Logan R. McGinnis!"

by Logang! May 26, 2022

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R-word

After Joe Rogan celebrated the return the R-word, claiming the world is somehow now a better place because you can say it— it just makes sense that the R word be adjusted to mean Rogan, because after all, that's kinda what people mean when we say it —slow, not so bright, easily manipulated— much more fitting. "Don't be such a f-ing Rogan."

That was stupid. U R such an R-word. Seriously, don’t be such an f-ing Rogan, bro.

by Crisp Bot Army May 8, 2025

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