straight

not me

ew straight

by consume dog 69 October 2, 2020

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

Straight

LITERALLY PYRO. HES THE STRAIGHTEST MAN ALIVE?? DUHHHHH :3

Pyro is so straight

by oleicautismeater February 19, 2024

Idaho Straight

A sexual identity characterized by a masculine male, who identifies as heterosexual, but when engaged in outdoor activities with other males such as fishing, hunting, shooting guns, archery, or hiking, sees no problem with giving/getting a blowjob from a buddy. The only rules are no hugging, kissing, touching, affection, and most importantly, to never actually discuss it.

Brian: Hey, I'm gay but I think you are hot. Are you straight?

Steve: Yes, I'm straight.

Brian: Are you straight? Or are you "Idaho Straight'?

by Neil Saffron September 29, 2023

Straight

Something that all parents want there kids to be

Kid:mom I'm gay

Mom:oh I'm glad you happy

Kid:no mom I like women not men

Mom:oh I want you to be straight honey if you gay then get out my house.

by Fuckkk133 April 29, 2020

Super straight

Super straight is a sexuality which includes people who are gay and have a piss kink.

A: Hey! What is your sexuality?
B: Oh I am super straight.
A: Great, I too have a piss kink!

by hoforfeitan March 9, 2021

straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit

perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight

by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020