Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>That Pages Free For <.7.9.7.6.> mug.A term describing someone on the internet showing something that would otherwise be behind a paywall, like erotic content. It is most often used ironically when an influencer unintentionally shows their bare feet on video.
Usually being a standalone comment, It found use being spammed in Twitch chats when female streamers would slip up and show something extra.
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Get the Free mug.Term that derived from the Roanoke, VA (USA) region in reference to young Black LGBT youth. The word "FREE" is an alternative word for the terms "gay/lesbian".
Many within Black America find the words "gay/lesbian" to be a played out term; therefore they have invented their own definition to describe their diverse lifestyle. Therefore calling it FREE, FREE Community, and FREE World.
Many within Black America find the words "gay/lesbian" to be a played out term; therefore they have invented their own definition to describe their diverse lifestyle. Therefore calling it FREE, FREE Community, and FREE World.
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Get the FREE mug.A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.
Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.
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