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don't shit where you eat

do not scew up or screw someone from where you work and or play.
Joe is screwing sally from work and she is busting his balls all the time while working, just riding his ass all the time. Well, he should know that you "don't shit where you eat"
by oldcoprs1 November 5, 2010
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jeb bush is eating a live puppy

A throw-away joke from a Family Guy episode (Episode 16 Season 4)
"Hmm, Florida. Just think somewhere in this state right now, Jeb Bush is eating a live puppy."- Stewie
by JRSweeTooth June 23, 2016
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Soul-sucking man-eating whore

Amanda is a soul-sucking man-eating whore. :D
by Saaaaaraaaah October 10, 2004
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im eating red beans for dinner!!!

one of those idiotic lines that makes absoulutley no sense in regards to storyline or plot in a freddie prinze jr. movie.
im eating red beeeaaannnnsss for dinna!!!
by zev January 22, 2004
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Something the extraordinary doctor Jay “That Dude” Perez once said.
when ur friend asks u about what type of ass u eat, u can say “i eat ass with a little stink on it”
by Hisoc0ck December 12, 2021
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Pay high rent and eat bugs

This is how Bill Gates is neo-posing we solve the climate crisis.
Pay high rent and eat bugs?🐛 Is Bill Gates serious?
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
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Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.
Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''
by tirtle June 11, 2018
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