single-digit-year-old

a kid on the internet, can be used to refer to a kid in general

Kid: L Gay
Person 1: what the fuck
Person 2: don’t worry, he’s a single-digit-year-old.

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz April 8, 2023

60 year old hooker

Someone who is so single that nobody wants them and they will probably stay that way forever. Much like a 60 year old hook that is washed up and has several STDs.

Man I’m just a 60 year old hooker i guess

by Man fts February 3, 2023

Old dog new trick

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.

A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!

by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

old joe windy pants

either your a obsessed gumball fan (like me) and searched up old joe windy pants that nicole said in an episode, (specifically “the game”) and you’ve also searched up meat snowman surprise.

nicole: “yes it’s an old recipe, invented by my grandfather, old joe windy pants1!1!!1!1”
*family all laughs*

by a weirdo who likes tawog January 5, 2023

like old people fuck

Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.

Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.

Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!

by Les Mots September 17, 2023

Salty Nine Year Old

Most Fortnite Players

“That kid is such a salty nine year old”.

by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 14, 2022

Salty Nine Year Old

A nine year old that breaks the sound barrier when they die in Fortnite.

Nine year old, Nine year old, here comes the Salty Nine Year Old, screams so loud, break the sound barrier, watch out! Here comes the Salty Nine Year old.

by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty July 16, 2022