Special Instructions

The random, ridiculous, and/or insanely stupid instructions you give to the pizza guy before you complete your pizza order when you're ordering pizza online on say, the Pizza Hut website, or the Domino's website. May vary from cutting the pizza into different shapes to forcing the pizza guy to wear goofy clothes and/or do goofy actions to requesting art on or inside the box to having a different pizza person to deliver the pizza for them!

Special Instructions: Cut the pizza into squares and write "Didja really think you would expect a pizza cut in triangles...? >;)" inside the box. And don't forget to wear your socks on your hands when delivering the pizza!
Pizza Guy: Wat 0_0

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018

Special Speciality

1. Someone or something so uniquely idiotic or just downright "special" I can only be described as being a Special Speciality

2. A posh insult used between friends.

Did you see what Joe did?! what a Special Speciality

Joey Essex Is such a special speciality you know..

by HouseOfDennett March 2, 2019

trademark special

Simply, you get fucked up or over by somebody that has a Trademark in their name.

As the definition says: " You got served, The "Trademark Special"!"

by NK™ March 4, 2019

The landscaper special

It’s a classic cock and ball torture method with a theme first u get a nice blowie from a leaf blower and feel all nice then you take a weed wacker and shred your dick and balls to fucking shreds it’s just gone man

Nigga 1: Man I just gave myself that landscaper special
Nigga 2: man yo shit must look like spaghetti
Nigga 3: the landscaper special man that shits crazy

by Big -d March 13, 2019

J. Rich Special

The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in

“Hey man, how’d last night go?”

“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”

by Jamess December 12, 2018

Special Species of Retard

When someone is acting so much like a retard that they are different than your average retard

Damn Jose, you are a special species of retard.

Jesus Luis, are you a special species of retard?

by OP_eLaniM December 13, 2018

Worke Special

When your principal leaves a little special sauce in the frosty fruit

“I can’t wait till Friday to get that Worke special”

by Beasty Bill December 17, 2018