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Jacob

by Carrot3 August 15, 2022
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Jacob

A mental case who find the wierdest videos and images. Is probably a secret furry and is sometimes dangerous to be around. But, he is funny most of the time. He is also a beast on Minecraft PvP.
Bro you're almost as good as Jacob at Hunger Games.
by ChinchyNewt1 August 3, 2019
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Jacob

Fat as with pube hairs on his neck, totally steals shit, and is fuckin rich, flexes on everyone, and is a total dushbag to a certain person.
Dude Jacob totally swooped in and stole my girl now hes gunna smash her while he slaps her with his gucci belt.
by mcnibbins June 4, 2018
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Jacob v

A Kid who is super weird but funny he's some what tall and smokes some times and has big munchies his love life Never really works out and he gets really horny and wants to fuck a girl really bad and all Jacobs chase there exes and it never works someone please help him and give him some pussy or dick if you know a Jacob help them pls they need it or you could just tell them to end it all Jacobs are nice but have a hard life.
by skatesex December 16, 2021
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davey jacobs

a homosexual newsboy. he is played by ben fankhauser in newsies the broadway musical. he’s known for being quirky and gay and knowing more stuff than the other newsies. he has a younger brother named les and a non-canon husband (jack kelly)
woah, it’s davey jacobs and his younger brother les!
by newsiesisamazing November 25, 2023
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jacob keith chapman

super fly super kind man that will stand up for his sweet ass wife all of them have a big penis with good muscles
Damn that guy jacob keith chapman is very nice
by yeatheboys June 6, 2017
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Jacob

Usually the small kid, usually multiple in one class and sometimes in one friend group usally good at basketball.
Person 1: You know Jacob?
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The small one
Person 2: There both small!
Person 1: oh yeah 🙃
by Oscar Oscar Commins August 28, 2019
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