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university sorting

This is the process where universities are arranged in groups depending on the courses they have to offer, school fee amount and other differentiating factors.
His father used the University sorting to find the perfect school for him
by Chinwe uzoma February 17, 2023
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Evangel University

A school where nobody gives a shit about your mental health, where breathing is expensive, steeze is reduced and garri is always the way. They always find a way to strip you of your money and don't care if you die the next second.
Boy: Mum, what's the greatest punishment a man can ever suffer
Mom: Evangel University.
by Thickdickdaddy. June 16, 2024
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University of the Highlands and Islands

Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.

The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
"I go to uni"

"awh that's cool where do you study"

"the University of the Highlands and Islands"

"what went wrong"
by Scottish Society May 14, 2018
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universitis

A state of neurological inflammation in which a projected grander "universe" justifies any actions or beliefs of the bearer. Also see: lighter alternatives to Massiah Complex or alternative words for god: the universe.
Universitis encapsulated: "OMG! Despite my adhesion to dominant left-leaning narratives and ideologies, the universe is just telling me that driving 13 hours to a desert hotspring to consumate this affair will have no marginal impact on climate change as my clam will be so happy!"
by CircumCy October 18, 2020
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Object Universe

Object Characters in Brain Nourishment.
EX. Nerding
object universe interaction
nerding: erm actually I love thenosastra
bookey: creamy Fart
by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025
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Universal Pollution (UP)

A pollution in all the ways you can think of (universal), he is a very ugly person and annoying disturbing.
Also UP can be a unit.
Wow, you are so ugly, just like Universal Pollution (UP).
OMG, now you have 1 Universal Pollution (UP).
by JustWantCleanWorldAndNoPlastic October 11, 2018
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University School of Milwaukee

The worst fucking private school in all of Wisconsin. They suck at sports and somehow manage to have worse academics than Brookfield Academy with about $5000-6000 more in tuition. Nobody like the students or staff here and every other kid at this fucking school drive a G-Wagon or a Urus.
Yo bro do u go to University School of Milwaukee?

Yea bro.

Damn it must suck going to class with fucking weirdos who have no life and get fucked in a stall by the male staff every day.

Yea, its pretty easy to walk tho bc its not like ur getting fucked by anything big.
by KoolKidsKlub52 July 1, 2024
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