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universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
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Universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
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Universe forbid

The atheist/agnostic/non-religious way of expressing "God forbid".
Universe forbid we forget to file our taxes..

We will understand these concepts. Universe forbid anything bad happens.

Universe forbid we get a raise... *eye roll*!!!
by LingDanc803 September 22, 2023
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Person universe version 2

Person 1: h-h-hey
Person 2: GOOGOGGOOGAGOGOGAOGAAAAAA
In Person universe version 2, Person 2 is born. Person 1 learns his first words.
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the universe

a complex organism or empty space that could possibly be alive,
however it is not alive and is actually the sum of a complex single reality

it is also very possible that the universe himself can be considered a deity without it being in any humanoid form
the universe has almost countless things and persons within it
by nonekopopo February 17, 2023
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West Virginia University

Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.
Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
by Kidnamedfinger13 December 23, 2024
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