ducks crossed

If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.

To confuse details of one thought with another.

Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.

by SpikeSan October 5, 2018

the louisiana duck call

The act of farting into a women's vagina.

"Put your legs up baby and let me give you the Louisiana duck call"

by Izzaho February 19, 2017

duck

Auto corrects word for fuck that pisses us all off

Duck I hate auto correct so ducking much

by CookieMonster869 September 21, 2015

Flip the duck

Finding another orifice

Do you mind if I flip the duck?

by Psyrus 137 January 25, 2022

Mud Duck

Traditionally, a Mud Duck, as colloquially known to the White community, is a white female who dates african american men. In hunting, a mud duck is a species of duck who are known to congregate in ponds and eat bugs from the muck, often grey or black in color; distinct from the grander Mallard or Wood duck species, Mud Ducks are usually easy to find and their meat is of subpar quality.

That gal is a mud duck, just leave her be.

by 🐺 December 31, 2024

duck

when in a shootout taking cover or when getting shot while in a car trying to not get shot its ducking

when i shoot everybody ducking...

by O'SHOOTA November 9, 2022

garbage duck

Garbage duck is a sad attempt at insulting a person. Calling someone a garbage duck is usually done by elderly people who have severe dementia and have no idea where they are at. Garbage duck may be followed up by asshole, punk, or a threat to kick one's ass.

Don't come near me, you big garbage duck! Yeah you're just a big dumb garbage duck...you punk! Come over here and I'll kick your ass!

by garbageduck August 10, 2018