When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum
Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight
by JJ________________x October 09, 2021
Mark: "Hey Dav! What're we playing tonight?"
Dav: "You know we're playing duck duck game."
Mark: "Oh yeah! Duck Duck Go!"
Dav: "You know we're playing duck duck game."
Mark: "Oh yeah! Duck Duck Go!"
by Justatraumatizedkiddocoasting December 03, 2019
Leaving leonard to go pound out a girl and never come back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.
by Mallad duck March 05, 2016
A mysterious silver-and-black duck found in Lake Erie Near Toronto, Ontario in Canada. The doom duck symbolizes the end of humanity, as well as bad static.
It often dives below the water immediately after being seen, prompting many to be accused of being crazy.
It often dives below the water immediately after being seen, prompting many to be accused of being crazy.
Person One: "What the hell's that?"
Person Two: "Huh?"
Person One: "There! On the water! It's a freakin' Doom Duck! What ever you do, don't touch any doorknobs!"
Person Two: "Dude, I don't see jack. Lay off the acid."
Person Two: "Huh?"
Person One: "There! On the water! It's a freakin' Doom Duck! What ever you do, don't touch any doorknobs!"
Person Two: "Dude, I don't see jack. Lay off the acid."
by The Bobamberon June 01, 2009
Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.
by Moisturize_robots June 05, 2024
1. An exclusive bread bearing organization focusing on the subjugation and extermination of male mallards.
2. A bar on Como Lake that plays Girrafic Park on repeat.
2. A bar on Como Lake that plays Girrafic Park on repeat.
by ScarletSavy June 03, 2018
Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".
It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.
It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.
"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"
"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"
"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"
"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"
"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"
by Dangerousplay October 27, 2009