National Sloppy Toppy Day

June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.

Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.

by Yellowfever777 June 25, 2024

Big sloppy snatch

When you leave your grans old saggy snatch slopping with cum

You gran you got a big sloppy snatch

by PenileErectile_Disfunction July 10, 2024

Droopy sloppy gaping hole

When you leave a young girls gammon flaps droopy and gaping

I left that two year old with a droopy sloppy gaping hole

by PenileErectile_Disfunction July 10, 2024

getting sloppy on the A

the act of giving and/or receiving oral sex in the middle of avonworth high school’s lenzner field on the avonworth logo

“aw damn i heard fiona was getting sloppy on the A. i didn’t even think people really did that.”

by jimmyfellatio July 11, 2024

Fat Sloppy

A sex act involving hacking up a loogie into a fat persons belly button.

I gave Gerald a fat sloppy.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

The Sloppy Ev

A sex act where a man ejaculates on or inside of a southern style biscuit and feeds it to his lover. This is a passionate exchange and innocent display of affection. A common breeding ritual in central West Virginia but is also practiced in other regions with similar culinary heritage.

She was ready for marriage but never knew when the proposal would come. He hadn't even presented her with the sloppy Ev.

by Sloppy ev March 29, 2026

Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle

Sloppy seconds of a Mcgriddle found in a Walmart bathroom.

Man, I can't believe you ate that Walmart Sloppy Mcgriddle.

by Milkybetrayal August 25, 2025