by bruhmoment_86 October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. When you get a sloppy blowjob by a girl with a ton of Dip in her mouth and your shaft starts looking like a living turd.
"Ay can you give me a Sloppy Dallas tonight?"
"Sorry brother but dad will beat us again when i do that."
"Sorry brother but dad will beat us again when i do that."
by kickaboo_ October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.
Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?
by numberonebox August 2, 2023
Get the sloppy blurpeemug. by HAM_THUMPER December 6, 2022
Get the Sloppy Royalemug. When your significant other gives you a sloppy blowjob with a fat in packed in (other wise put tobaccos dip into her mouth and suck you off) And the dip juice makes your shaft look like a turd.
(P.S. The Goons made the term not me, Jordan George)
(P.S. The Goons made the term not me, Jordan George)
Mcnasty : Oi my girl just gave me a sloppy dallas
Soup : IM FINNA GIVE YOU A SLOPPY DALLAS RN
Mcnasty : We can't soup our dad will BEAT us.
Soup : IM FINNA GIVE YOU A SLOPPY DALLAS RN
Mcnasty : We can't soup our dad will BEAT us.
by anonymous October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe
by ObamaNards May 13, 2024
Get the Sloppy Joeymug. by anonymous October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy dallasmug.