When your poop is of the same consistency as frozen yogurt and comes out like a yogurt dispenser at your favorite local froyo store!
Tim: my stomach was killing me all day. When I finally went to the bathroom I had froyo poop!
Todd: man that's the worst!
Todd: man that's the worst!
by Nicole GD August 8, 2017
Get the froyo poop mug.The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.
That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.
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Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”
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