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parking lot constipators

those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at
Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.
by the big effer April 7, 2011
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Trailer park rose

A beautiful woman that was blessed with beautiful looks by the good graces of God looking for a way out of the trailer park by a man with a little bit of money
I was sitting in the bar and in walked Daisy, the trailer park rose, wanting me to take her home.
by Ttttttttdogggggg June 25, 2016
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Evil Mcdevil park

do a burnout, hit 80 mph, flip your car in a triple barrel roll and the land in a parking spot perfectly.
HIT THE EVIL MCDEVIL PARK!!
by Some Educated Clown April 21, 2018
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Serial Parking Fetish

When someone does the sexual act of parking with multiple cars
Riley has a serial parking fetish, he’s up to 12 cars this week!
by XoSupernovae February 13, 2020
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Ball Park Phatty

A description defining a female's backside, or booty. There's different classifications of ballparks:

Class 1: 'Single'- a small booty, but is there. Not flat, and if the right clothing is worn will be visible. rumpkin pumpkin

Class 2: 'Double'- a booty that stands between phat and not a lot. There's some shape, but will be argued by many of people if it's really a phat ass. It can be seen from the side usually.

Class 3: 'Triple'- a booty that is phat without question. It's universally accepted. Commonly used in rap videos. Can be seen from the back, side, and even in the front. A booty of great anticipation that pays off.

Class 4: 'Homer'- a booty that is really phat to the point of too phat for the average booty gazer. One would really have to love butts} to want a piece of this. The booty thats seen from a great distance away.

Class 5: 'Grandslam'- a booty that one will find on porn sites. Ridiculously phat booties. Also in this class is booties that can be a little to sloppy because is almost impossible to have this kind of booty without having a lot of fat with it.

Class 6: 'Cycle'- The perfect ass. This distinction belongs to TOP video vixens, and females who's had their booties genetically altered. Cartoon booties
by Mr. Pea April 5, 2008
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Park Place People

The spot in Lville GA where all the cool people hang out...
Man, did you see all the park place people?
by MzHoLLiday May 3, 2009
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Trailer Park Squirrel

She is the swamp donkey's sister. Nasty, ugly, smelly, and dirty. But unlike the swamp donkey, this rodent is usually drugged up out of her mind and 100 lbs soaking wet .Usually blonde, some kind of acne, or face scaring. There seems to be a higher I.Q. in the swamp donkey due to methamphetamines and freon usage among squirrels. But the breeding habitats are usually the same . Full on Rape that you really don't want but might just get anyway when you've been drinking.
#1 : Don't forget your lightning bolts tonight Zeus, them trailer park squirrels are out thicker than Hades.
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.

skater B : You mean "IT"

skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.

skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap
by Dangerous360 March 31, 2015
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