David

David is a toe

Nice toe, looks like david

by smellytoe173 December 27, 2023

Flag

Get the Davidmug.

David

David is a type of guy who is always positive but at sometimes he could go a bit too far with his jokes. And he does as much school work like jerking of his pp

Guy: Hello David!
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....

by HelloImHereToday September 4, 2020

Flag

Get the Davidmug.

David

David is gay and always thinks he’s right and will argue for hours inevitably getting you pissed off but sometimes he can be a good friend

Jaden:david is so fucking gay and annoying

Lennox:totally but he can be nice

by Nubblys2 August 11, 2020

Flag

Get the Davidmug.

David Loch

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals

I’m david loch and I approve this message

by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

Flag

Get the David Lochmug.

David

David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down

Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.

by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024

Flag

Get the Davidmug.

Dada David

A person who's verbal Expressions don't make any sense.

"Hey, dude, do you know what that guy meant by 'in Australia they sow, in USA they harvest and here are the apples still green'?"

"I have no idea. He's probably Dada David."

by BestCeler October 3, 2018

Flag