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ninja grip 

the act of receiving a blowjob which is done in a viscous,ninja like fashion.swift.efficient . satisfying.violent and effective.
dude,i got some mad ninja grip last night,it was painful, and amazing

Ninja shower 

When you really don't have enough time to shower but your odor is driving you crazy so you take an extra super speedy shower, doing everything extra fast.
The ballgame was tied in the middle of the ninth, but I had to take a ninja shower just in case it went into overtime.
Ninja shower by barefootgirl August 24, 2011

whorish ninja

someone who is agile and stealthy in the ways s/he gets with multiple partners...
"Man J, has gotten with 10 girls this week, hes just a whorish ninja"
whorish ninja by Sabinkid April 14, 2005

desert ninja 

the act of skiing on mount ninja turtal mutantly. noun: music player, only plays bands that are pretty bands. woopee.
desert ninjas will invent evil hamsters that will conquer the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
desert ninja by bleuberry muffin October 11, 2008

Team Ninja Boot 

A team of gentlemen set out on a quest for camel toe, beer and a challenge of fisticuffs at the end of the night. Team Ninja Boot originated on a excursion to Las Vegas. A team of 5 infiltrate a club, bar, restaurant or house party in search of camel toe, alcohol and fisticuffs.
"Oh that's Team Ninja Boot popping bottles and starting carne with the bouncer over there." Don't mind them.
Team Ninja Boot by supra2qwk4u March 30, 2009

sleep ninja

AnnihilatIng A Girls Vagina While She Is Sleeping
The Sleep Ninja Left Me A Note That Said Here Is Some Aspirin. You Will Need It. And There Was A Pregnancy Test In The Bathroom.
sleep ninja by kelsi's mom November 11, 2013