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emo sex

When emo's write depressing poetry together then have sex while looking in the others eyes and crying while blood, from their recently slit wrists, stains the sheets.
Guy: Let's go have emo sex.
Girl: Ok, but i'm cutting you first...
by marmalation September 1, 2005
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emo tearz

pronounced "ee-mo teerzz"

not to be confused with emo tears, which is pronounced "ee-mo teerss".

1. a sarcastic phrase used when responding to an emo kid's emoans when he/she is having an emoment.

2. a phrase an emo kid may use when responding to another emo kid's emoans. if an emo kid uses this phrase, chances are, he/she is being genuine.
*Emo Kid 1 is in the corner of the cafeteria, crying*
Normal Kid 1: What's wrong with that emo kid?
Normal Kid 2: Spilled his milk.
Normal Kid 1: Spilt milk, huh? Emo tearz.

Emo Kid 1: ...and I bleed to show the world the depth of my sadness, but alas, my blood runs unheeded.*cries*
Emo Kid 2: *sniffle* You've got me feeling emo-tions!*sniffles, then cries* OH, EMO TEARZ!!!!
by wtfcarlito July 16, 2008
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emo music

Emo music is NOT taking back sunday och MCR.
Here is some REAL emo/screamo bands;
alexisonfire, atreyu, the bled, from first to last, saosin, bright eyes, bullet for my valentine, dashboard confessionals, dead poetic, hawthorne heights, matchbook romance, underoath, the usen
okey? Dont you agree?
that is emo music
by paui August 18, 2006
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Emo hater

a person who has enough time to stop and look for websites, blogs, forums, w/e...so they can tell everyone that emo sucks. a person who has never talked to a emo kid, never been an emo kid, never even saw an emo kid in real life. (which seems to make them think they know EVERYTHING about emo...beacuase someone who got burned by an emo kid said all this crap about emo kids on a blog...which has to be 100% true...riiight...)basically people who think they are so much better and all knowing that they can voice wat they want about anything. see prep....but not all are preps though. and this concludes wat you need to know abou emo haters!
emo : omg why do you hate us so much?

emo hater : cuz ya'll fags...n ur music sucks.

emo : oh i get it ur an emo hater.

emo hater : wat? hey wanna say that to my face?

emo: sure... ur an emo hater.

emo hater : wat...don't use those fancy words..hey come back here!!!
by the better rachel April 25, 2006
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emo kids

Prep in black. Does the same shit as every other emo kid, and calls it nonconformist. They should get a swift punch in the face from something called reality
Preps: Im gonna go to abercrombie, buy some overpriced shit, and drink and have unprotected sex

Emo Kids: Im gonna go to hot topic, buy some over priced shit, and drink and have unprotected sex
by Whitey McCrackFiend April 9, 2007
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wanna be emo

A person who in them selfs believes they are emo but are really just a wanna be emo, alot like beng.
Oh golly, Beng is such a stupid wanna be emo, Silly silly person
by Richard_samuels2132 November 19, 2006
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emo haters

just about anybody, next thing ya know emos will start cursing their own existance and blame god for being born an emo, and become emo haters themselves. Ritualisticly writing "i hate you i hate you i hate you" on their bathroom mirrors with the blood of their pinky coz they're too pussy to actually get themselves to cut their wrists
emo:*mumbling to himself like the fucktard he is "the pain of eternal darkness bursts from my heart like the zit puss of a melancholy one-eyed, one-legged, one-balled cockroach"
,*bumps into another guy coz he's too busy decaying with sorrow.
guy: watch it fag.
emo:*takes the remark like a stab to the heart and starts noticing today's field of negative emotions surrounding his lonely entity from emo haters all across the galaxy and begins to attempt stabbing his ear with a pencil that is unluckily unsharpened then begs for death to take his lowly existance and acknowledges his infiriority
...its about time pal, join the fucking club
by Mushroom hugger February 25, 2007
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