Epic Sad Guy Music

A term used to describe soppy, saccharine, generic, and wall-of-sound-ish adult contemporary cheese music, usually having vaguely Christian undertones. The genre itself originated in 2013, after the release of Hozier's "Take Me To Church", and rose to popularity in 2021 after Duncan Laurence released his song, "Arcade". It has since been used to define artists like Alex Warren, David Kusher, and Benson Boone. The term, however, was coined in 2025 by a Pitchfork critic known as Hannah Jocelyn.

Tom: What are you listening to?
Bill: Alex Warren.
Tom: Oh, you mean the guy that makes epic sad guy music?

by Dyl Dosankan Dumms July 22, 2025

Music

Something people listen to when they wanna escape reality…

…or fuck i dunno

I listen to music all the time

by ~Cup1d’s~Daughter~ May 26, 2024

a music bop

a really good song

death note opening is a music bop!

by lastvpida December 2, 2020

Rio Music

Generic sounding American rap songs such as "Da Baby", "Lil Baby", Gunna or any rapper with "lil" in there name.

Stop playing your fucking Rio Music and play something not shit

by Rio Music May 14, 2022

Music Rape

When you force music onto others without their consent.

Jimmy don’t music rape me!

by Yung Dink December 9, 2020

Music

The Little Mermaid

I only listen to music.

by sirdrscamwell February 5, 2023

Dick Music

When you make noises with your johnson.

Maria always wanta me to make dick music before i give head.

by Kralja June 5, 2024