March 25th

international ask out your crush day

boy: hey its March 25th wanna go out?

girl: sure why not

by lustmare March 20, 2023

March 1

If you are born on March 1st, you smell gross. Please take a shower, I can smell your stench from across the room.

dude, that person smells nasty!
yeah, they were probably born on March 1.

by absolutely aphrodite November 25, 2021

march

national be-cool-to-kaden day. be nice to your friend kaden (with a k) on March 1-31 all throughout march : ) this is 100 percent a real thing

kaden: you know what month it is?
person: march
kaden: yeah

by ticcit July 27, 2021

march 11

give your crush you hoodie day

girl: it’s cold
boy: here it’s march 11 take my hoodie

by heywhatsup18142 March 10, 2025

March 18th

National compliment Sebastian day.
Also national fuck a Sebastian day.

Guy: "what day is it?"
Guy 2: "oh, it's March 18th! We'd better go fuck Sebastian!"

by Suck cock work hahahah June 22, 2022

March 16

f*ck your crush day (make sure he has a big d*ck too)!!!
f*ck your crush because it is national fuck your crush day

boy: wanna f*ck its March 16
girl: only if you have a big d*ck

by school_is_awesome March 16, 2022

March 3

National Cuddle ur gf day

On March 3 Cuddle ur gfs

by 464467 March 3, 2024