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The internet

What now controls our lives, a gigantic plain where you can find everything and experience everything at the same time, where every single emotion can be felt at every minute, a place, where you cannot process emotions, it does not matter if you discover that your favorite celebrity is dead, you will find a meme a minute later and laugh, a place, where apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A place where you can do anything, look for people you like, watch cooking videos, laugh at apology videos, search for "." in the youtube bar, watching questionable videos, harassing a girl, going to the dark web, buying drugs, guns and a bomb, everything, all of the time.
by Think of a name May 22, 2022
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Phantom internet

This occurs when your preferred DNS server stops responding, or is no longer available, presumably due to your router.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.
Person 1: My internet had an outage last night.
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!
by Electrozi June 11, 2022
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maddies interests

FRANKLY! Girls named maddie aren’t even humans, they are predators, monstrous creatures living in the darkest darkness.
However IT has some bizarre interests as in gingers(aka Ed Sheeran) or hairy toes….
1-JESUS DID U SEE THAT, SOMETHING JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES
2-no need to worry it’s just maddie lurking in the shadows, you shouldn’t have dyed ur hair orange…
1-yeah ur right (maddies interests)
by kissesd August 17, 2022
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fake internet feud

a completely made up and and fake online quarrel that has no grounds in the real world and doesn’t actually exist
max young and emery van sickle on August 30th 2022 “yeah that’s a fake internet feud”
by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022
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fake internet feud

a completely made up and and fake online quarrel that has no grounds in the real world and doesn’t actually exist
max young and emery van sickle on August 30th 2022 “yeah that’s a fake internet feud”
by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022
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fake internet feud

a completely unreal and planned quarrel between two consenting parties in communication through the full feud period. The online fight is just silly and for fun.
Emery Van Sickle and Max Young August 30th 2022 is an example of a fake internet feud
by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022
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Not interested

A retards response who doesn’t know what he’s talking about when he receives a cold call. If he says he’s not interested more than once he’s a top tier retard
John: Hello Bob how are you?

Bob: I’m not interested

John: We’ll the reason I’m calling is…
Bob: I’m… not…. Interested….
John: but..
Bob: Can you hear me? I’m not interested son
by Lolobingbong September 13, 2022
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