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Ethan Joke

An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny
"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan

"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)
by EpicSplatoonGamer May 20, 2019
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Ethan

An amazing guy who will doing anything for someone he loves, whether it be a friend or girlfriend. He seems like a nerd on the outside but once you get to know him he is one of the most loving people you’ll ever meet. He’ll shower his girlfriend in compliments and make her feel like gold. But he’s insecure and has huge self confidence issues, so make sure you remind him of how adorable he is. Anyone would be lucky to have him in their life
Girl 1: Hey is that the new guy? He’s so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, but don’t bother. Ethan's mine
by Mailman 777 May 14, 2018
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AWSOME HOT ATTRATCTIVE BUFF BIG AWSOME SEXY MAN THAT DOSENT TAKE OF HIS JUMPER AND IS ULTRA SEZY AND HAS MASSIVE PEENIS. AND HAS THE HOTTEST ABS
Sexy : ethan
by Xnxbddjddudjdjif January 15, 2022
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he is a dick head and lies all the time
and pp small
look its lil pp Ethan
by youngdaggerdik March 5, 2019
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A gay person whos a selfish little bitch who backstabs and has bad breath.
Omg he wrote a book on us! total Ethan move!
by Jwjwjwjiw July 11, 2020
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Ethan (ginger)

Mf got the redist damn hair. Small pp havin hoe. Man be a good ass friend. He gonna pull up if you need him.
Ethan will take your soul.

Ethan is a close friend, i consider him a brother.
Ethan (ginger) is a good friend.
by Chloes.a.bitch June 1, 2020
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"Geez What A Vanilla Bitch, Must Be A Ethan"

Vanilla(Plain)
by CootPootLooter March 29, 2023
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