chris

he gets all the men because he's homosexual. be like chris. or don't. chris don't care. chris too busy eating snickers.

not chris: hey did you see chris

also not chris: no i was kidnapping children.

by Jas The Man July 20, 2020

chris demir

a dumbass mf that wears jeans and compression tights to sleepovers so when he sleeps he gets swamp ass that eventually turns into duck butter

look at that polo g lookin mf

that’s chris demir

by ffffjewssfvewx October 2, 2022

Chris

You know big dick is in town when you hear the name chris

Chris has a massive cock

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Chris Wadey Breakfast

Chicken chow mein up your bum x10 funnel 10x red bulls into your bum hole and poo on your wifes nipple. Then eat it. Lovely Jubbly.

I love a Chris Wadey breakfast on a Tuesday

by Jonny Ross November 21, 2021

Chris

Chris is one of a kind, and always manage to put a smile on your face. He’s a hot latino papi with dark hair and brown eyes, has a dark but funny humor, a contagious laugh, and a hell of a burrito that’ll break your back. You’re always gonna have a great time with Chris, whether y’all are out taking photos, getting cops to cheer you on getting freaky, watching sports or movies, beating his competitive ass in pool and other games, or just being around him. He’s a heck of an artist, a sweet soul, the best kisser, and one of the best person’s you’ll ever meet.

You have a Chris in your life?! Wow. That’s one you wouldn’t wanna lose.

by mamacita___ November 22, 2021

Chris Beaman

When you beat women, or lacerate your girlfriends kidney, or when your mom gets a restraining order against you.

When a woman gets beat by a man, she just got the Chris Beaman

by Goaty mcgoat boy May 12, 2022

Brother in Chris

When you want to call out a specific individual who kinda looks like a prettier jesus.

Person 1 : I think Ivy is taylor's best song.
Person 2: My brother in Chris, it's definitely a bop but Tolerate it stays superior .

by folkpiedpiper July 1, 2022