BOB (battery operated boyfriend)

A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.

Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.

by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016

Cowboy Bob

A snarky, priveleged & sadistic old timer that got checked. Yippie kie Yo MTF!

After years of being stalked & terrorized she finally checked Cowboy Bob.

by Cashcowstampede August 31, 2025

Bob

The musician, all the girls love hearing him. He has big dong and very blue eyes.
Call Bob if you want to party.

Bob is big pog.

by Bornig February 13, 2022

Bob Ross

when you fuck a female in her ass and get shit all over your dick then you paint a picture on her face :)

hey becky want to go home and bob ross

by smoken4life June 17, 2023

Bob

A fat average white male

Bob is a rip of jhon

by Eli'sGF December 22, 2019

bob

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bob: bob

by davedov August 26, 2020

The Bob Method

When one responds to any introduction (primarily that of the opposite gender) with "Hi.", thus ending the conversation.

Oh hey, how are you doing today Bob? You looked like you had a great time at the club last night.

Bob, using The Bob Method, would respond: "Hi."

by Johopeful September 10, 2021