under the stars (band)

the best christian rock/hardcore band in waycross ga

under the stars (band)

by guitarguy93 January 2, 2012

One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 10, 2012

Sweaty-Sack BackDraft

note: This takes some planning, a pair of nylon gym shorts, and willing ..or unaware partner to work. When a guy has been doing an athletic activity and has swamp-sack (foul smelling scrotum) he will close one leg opening tight and then he gets his significant other to blow air up his shorts only to have the air circulate and exit back out the same leg hole into her/his face.

I plopped down on the couch after finishing my run. I told "Jane" my nuts were hot so she decided to blow up my short to "cool them off" but I closed off the other leg and she got the "Sweaty-Sack BackDraft"

by mackbooyaa May 22, 2013

Dirty Wedding Band

A cock ring a married man wears during anal sex.

Honey where is my dirty wedding band? I want to stay hard when I am in your ass.

by Nastykitty1981 June 2, 2015

Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy

Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.

by Anonymous5073 September 13, 2016

white county marching band

Best band in the whole state of Tennessee 🤙

White county marching band was chose out of the whole state of Tennessee to go to DC so they could march in the National Independence Day Parade. July 4, 2017

by TheTruthOfDeath October 23, 2017

blowing a band

Spend $1,000

I'm about to go blowing a band at the mall.

by BkluSmoke May 6, 2018