douche fuck

n. one who pussies out when it comes to fucking because they have absolutely no clue what the fuck they are doing.

Billy got so excited when he started to kiss Judy, that he pulled a douche ninny and looked like a complete douche fuck.

by rk May 06, 2004

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nympho douche

a nympho who is not addicted to sex as much as douching. they love to douche so much its an obsession

Rebecca- "hey what are you doing"
Laura- "douching"
Rebecca- "Laura your such a nympho douche"

by Laura&&rebecca November 05, 2009

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a bag that holds the contents of a douche

my douche bag is full, i need to empty it.

by bud race July 10, 2004

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When you want to call somebody a name and douchebag will not suffice. It's a bigger diss

Kid: Hey i fucked yout mom last night
Other kid: yeah well you prob. got herpes you douche truck

by polak117 May 07, 2007

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One who is a douche, or is douche like. Someone who shows qualities of being stupid.

by Morgan Gratton September 20, 2008

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michael ogden is a douche sniper and so is cally rodrigues

by chris parente January 26, 2008

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A MODERN DAY CIGARETTE ALTERNATIVE FOR FOLKS WHO CANT HANDLE THIER TOBACCO

Douche flute ;douche tibia doo-sh floot
alson known as a Vape, Vape Pen, or shit stick

Checkout the guy blowing vape rings with his doucheflute

by markdinla April 03, 2017

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