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The 2011 Trump Trump 

When you find out your women is leaving you for someone else so, you ball gag and blind fold her in the nastiest hotel you can find. Then invite your old fraternity buddies to run a train on her till she bleeds red white and blue. Then trash the whole hotel room so it looks like it was broken into but record the whole thing for social media purposes..
I am going to do the 2011 Trump Trump on you!

Lady & the Trump 

This wonderful piece of Soviet pornographic production is what’s driven every political decision made by the GOP over the last 4 years. The film documents a romantic evening in Moscow between GOP Senator Lindsey Graham and GOP former President Donald Trump before they un-leash some downright doggedness between the sheets.
Joe: What’d you think of the film, the Lady & the Trump, Barack?
Barack: The part where Lindsey marks his territory was pretty great.
Joe: Better than the part where Trump takes Lindsey on a walk?

Joe B Trump 

He is Trump's and Biden's half brother. He is the president of Mars and refuses to leave it. He has all of the vaccines for covid there.
Joe Biden: Man, that Joe guy amirite? Always getting high off those vaccines.

Donald Trump: Joe B Trump is a lizard because of those damn vaccines.

Took a Trump 

This is when you accidentally clog a toilet. Perhaps you are getting too much paper in your diet.
Man, today I almost took a Trump after that Arby's... but dude, it's totally not my fault, it tastes like the wrappers it comes in yo!
Took a Trump by WokeAndToke February 11, 2022

putting me through the Trump

when a person tells you obvious lies, and will cite very spurious sources to support their claims. Often brought by loose anecdotal evidence.
Don: "The sound from windmills causes cancer."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."

Tha donald trump

When you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and have to immediately start masterbating
Anthony just did tha donald trump in the changerooms
Tha donald trump by Anthony Cuzz September 6, 2022