8 Second Rule

In any 80's movie two characters will stare at each other for exactly 8 seconds, at which time they will either start making out or fighting. This happens in 99% of all 1980's movies.

Jamie: Yo did you watch Blade Runner like our philosophy instructor told us to?

AJ: Yeah! It totally obeyed the 8 second rule!

Jamie: I know! It happened 3 times!

AJ: Yup, one fight scene and two make out scenes!

by Gomer B. January 18, 2011

5 Second Rule

The window time a hot female has to make her point before a guy shifts his attention to her rack.

Hot Girl:I just read this book on feminist movement and realized how poorly men have treated women over the past century.

Hot Girl:Hey! Are you listening to me!

Guy:Oh! I'm sorry babe 5 second rule.

by Midorisan May 09, 2012

Australian Rules Football

Australian rules football is the greatest sport on Earth. With 18 teams competing in Australia’s most popular sporting competition the Australian Football League, highly powerful and athletic players clash for the yearly premiership and for their passionate supporters. Not just national, but local football is also very intense as people come from far and wide to unleash the passion for their club. Australian rules football is the game for everyone, and is growing in popularity overseas in Oceania, Asia, Europe, North America and the United Kingdom.

My mate Jimmy follows Australian rules football, and him and all of his mates reckon it is the greatest sport in the world. Because it is!

If you’re a true Australian, then you’d follow a true Australian sport for a true Australian sporting competition, most preferrably Adelaide

by Crowsfan91 December 15, 2018

6-Minute Rule

The 6-minute rule declares that at the precise moment you begin to have fun, you only have 6 minutes left until some jackass or jillass comes and ruins it either intentionally or unintentionally.

"oh joy, after 3 hours of grinding I can finally start enjoying this game.."
-4 minutes later-
*BZZZZTTTTT*
"FRIGGIN DOORBELL!!!!"
also, 6-Minute Rule

by ~Mad May 02, 2012

5 second rule

An informal notion that food dropped onto the ground is still edible if retrieved within a five second time frame. Variations exist; 30-second rule, 2-minute rule, et cetera.

Damn, that was the last potato chip. Oh well, 5 second rule in effect, right?

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

Basic Rule of Rock

Any time you hear the word "rock" in a rock song, change it to "fuck" for the true meaning of the line/song.

Some prime examples for the Basic Rule of Rock:
"Rock" You Like a Hurricane by the Scorpions
"Rock" and Roll All Night by Kiss

by Arch D. April 09, 2011

Late Night Rule

any internet conversations after 11pm can be ignored and do not count if brought up at a later date

"Do you not remember what i told you last night?"
"it was after 11pm so it doesn't count"
"What sort of crap rule is that?"
"You have never heard of the Late Night Rule?"

by The Internets-1854 August 15, 2008