When one smacks his creamy erect penis in his or hers face then mistakenly jabs her in the eye with the tip of his giant cock while screaming swag!!
I mistakenly gave my girl a sloppy swaggy when I poked her in the eye with my giant horse meat while I proceeded to tell her how swag it was on the top of my lungs.
by Bruniikswag July 13, 2024
A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.
by jakestl July 06, 2018
Eating out the ass after filling it up with your own cum.
Or
Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.
Or
Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.
by King Small PeePee January 11, 2018
Feeding a girl ‘laxatives’, ‘beans’ and ‘broccoli’ and waiting until she has stomach bile only coming out of her anus. Then, locking your head into a clear box whilst she fills the box with the contents of her anus, with only a straw to breath through.
“Shawty wanna give me a sloppy jill, I hope it doesn’t crust over my eyes!”
“Man, I hate when my girlfriend gives me a sloppy jill, it gets all over my bed sheets!”
“Man, I hate when my girlfriend gives me a sloppy jill, it gets all over my bed sheets!”
by Nutfw March 23, 2024