Christmas Punch

Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...

Normally followed by a Christmas Kick

(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!

by elementcubed November 21, 2010

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Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!

“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”

by apokalypz May 14, 2025

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Tongue punch your fart box

When someone wants to lick the inside of your anus

Braxton I’m gonna tongue punch your fart box if you don’t stop touching me

by J Barnes September 4, 2023

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Ass Punch

When you slap your dick on a bitch's ass.

Oh, man, that ass punch almost made me cum!

by 69's the best June 10, 2017

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Leroy punch

It's the shaquika punch for females. A Leroy punch is a punch landed in the vagina, that connects with such velocity that the vagina fuses shut, the ovaries are obliterated into pure information, and gamma rays are emitted from the point of contact.

Jenna stole Chuck's keys, so Chuck Leroy punched Jenna.

by pseudo-pseudo August 14, 2015

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